Questions I have asked myself today:

How come I am still so full of snot?
Why are there so many damn cars on the road?
Why can't I stop singing this song?
Why do I have to sit here at my desk?
Why can't I be outside?
Did I take my medicine this morning before leaving?
Why don't I like seafood?
Why doesn't the phone stop ringing?
Why don't I just stop listening to the news?
Why haven't I cut my hair?
Did I send in my car payment?
Why do I have two cats?
Why don't I have a cleaning person?
Why don't I have a book to read?
Why didn't I buy grapes?

never said they weren't boring questions...