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This has to be quick, because old people don't have wireless networks so I'm on the toll-free AOL number.

I'm at what I call Disney's Elder Manse, but what is really this incredibly swanky Hyatt-slash-Senior's-Apartments. It's set up exactly, exactly like one of the better Disney resorts, but half of it is hotel and the other half is apartments where over-65's live. Ade's adorable mom and her husband live here. They're in Florida now so we're staying here tonight, and then going back to the beach house tomorrow.

Kitana got in last night. I was going to go with them to the AAA's today, but I finally got more than 4 hours sleep last night and it's just not enough, so I'm here resting and watching the tee-vee. I'm all schmoozed out anyway. I'm not much with the schmoozing. I'm more with the snoozing.

On a final note, Stephen King('s publishing company) has some nerve charging $35 for the latest Dark Tower book. $35. Geez. That brings the list of Things That Santa Absolutely Must Get Me No Matter What up to:

Kids in the Hall DVDs

Aimee Mann special edition "Lost in Space" CD

Stephen King's The Wolves of the Calla

That interchangeable knitting needles set

So, Kirsten, please tell Santa I need those things or I will die. As if she isn't reading this right now. Go away, Santa.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 10:44 AM | shower me with attention