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I wouldn't be too jealous yet, if I were you.

Fuckin' Caroline's fuckin' sucks.

I saw two movies today: Shrek and Chasing Amy. One of them I saw in a theatre with two 37-year olds, a 5-year-old and a 4-year-old. The other one I just finished watching on digital cable all by my lonesome. There was entirely too much Ben Affleck in my day. (He's not in Shrek, but it's still too much.)

Warning, spoiler of SHREK to follow!! DO NOT READ BEYOND THIS POINT IF YOU DON'T WANT SHREK RUINED!!!!!!!!

The girl ogre that Cameron Diaz becomes resembles nothing as much as a pretty, green-skinned fat girl. She wasn't even obese, just chunky. She had a better body than I do, I kid you not. I admit that with all honesty and openness, because I do not bother being bitter about cartoons. She just did. She didn't even have a hump or love handles or anything. She was a pretty, green fat girl. So imagine, a bit, how annoying I found it that she was called UGLY and HIDEOUS and HORRIFYING when she was Girl Ogre. Stupid cunts.

But, there was a Rufus Wainright song on the soundtrack, that was nice. And any movie that ends with a Monkees song (I know it's a Neil Diamond song but in my heart it's a Monkees song) is okay with me, I guess.

I guess I'll go to bed and study.

Just to reiterate: Fuckin' Caroline's fuckin' sucks.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 3:36 AM | shower me with attention